napkins

We use these heavy-duty paper towels that come in individual sheets and there is a bundle of them folded and stacked in a package. We generally call them napkins because they are packaged more like napkins than normal paper towels.

In our CEMs, which are the machines we use to test total solids, we use these little squares of fiberglass paper.

This morning, #2 borrowed some glass cleaner and then went to look for something with which to wipe whatever glass he meant to clean. He started to take our CEM pads, which again are made of fiberglass and do not feel like paper at all, and then was insulted when we laughed at him because, and I quote..."I don't know what they are. I didn't go to college!"

I went to college, but I guess I missed the class where they teach you what paper looks and feels like.