Last night we were discussing buying a greeting card for DK of the 'just for being you' variety and fill it in with all of the amazing things he does and says...
...for calling me a poor little Jew girl.
...for calling me Tea, Tea's sister, Tea's cousin, Tea's twin, Tea's best friend, or Tea's girlfriend every time I mess something up.
...for showing me YouTube videos on your phone when I am actually trying to do work.
...for sharing your views on downs syndrome babies.
...for taking twenty minutes to answer a yes or no question.
...for smacking MH in the mouth and pinching her elbow fat.
...for "the talon" (a new hand signal he invented to look like a chicken foot where you hold down your middle finger and the rest of them are all crooked)
...for the "inverse talon" (just the middle finger...)
...for saying you're leaving, appointing a fire marshall and then showing up two hours later.
In other news, after not speaking to #1 for about two weeks, I wished him a happy birthday. He thinks we're best friends again now. Should have kept my mouth shut.
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