hockey

On lunch tonight, someone mentioned the Sabres' current record. I smirked, because he hadn't included that night's win against my poor, pathetic Islanders.
When questioned, I told the guys that, yes, I'm a big hockey fan, but no, I am not into the Sabres.

I was then told, "psh, you don't know the first thing about hockey."
"What?" I said, to the offending party, "I don't know anything about hockey because I'm a girl?"
The silence stretched for probably ten seconds but it felt like eons....he says, "...yeah."

I laughed and then he did the typical guy thing of trying to make me prove it. He asked me the best Islanders player of all time. I didn't really think about it and answered Bossy. Obviously that is the correct answer.

In hindsight, it would have been wayyyy funnier if I had thought about it for a second and said Miroslav Satan.