antics

On my way to work tonight, #4 almost ran me off the road. When I was in the parking lot getting my stuff together, he opened my door and said, "hey, sorry about that."

There was a mandatory meeting at the beginning of our shift last night. MH made me snort - loud - right in the middle of it. DK said he could hear it all the way out in the hall.

Later on, #4 started throwing paks of nectar at me. I think he expected me to catch them, but I batted them out of the way so they exploded on the floor. I told him if he was going to try to kill me, he was also going to have to clean up his own messes.

Around three, I was playing with the stapler and I got it all jammed. In fixing it, I cut my finger twice. Next hour, I promptly poured straight sulfuric acid all over it (my hand, not the stapler). I thought salt in your wounds was bad...

Also, MH stopped me on the floor of the plant just to tell me that the 4oz processor, nicknamed 'Unsterile' because of how often he screws up the 4oz systems, had just sprayed her in the face with a hose. I laughed so loud (again) that #2 not only stopped what he was doing, but parked his forklift to come find out what had happened.

This is just an average night.