A conversation with one of the guys in tetra from last night:
Him: Hey, why aren't you smiling?
Me: I didn't realize it was part of my job description to be smiling 100% of the time.
Him: Oh it is. You need to smile more. You should be pleasant all the time. You should be pleasant like a motherfucker.
Me: Exactly how pleasant would a motherfucker be?
Him: Soooo pleasant. Pleasant like a motherfucker.
Me: Really, though, I'd imagine a motherfucker wouldn't be all that pleasant.
Him: ...depends on how many mothers are around.
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