08 March 2010

Garbage

So we had the most amazing conversation today, inspired by MH sitting on one of the carts we use to bring our garbage to the dumpster, as to whether it would be correct to throw a human body into the dry dumpster.

Not on moral grounds, mind you, but if it would be better suited than the big compactor we use for product.

Based on the absolutely charming idea that the human body has roughly the same total solids as pudding, we determined that it would be okay to put a body in the dry dumpster as long as the grumpy old garbage man wasn't watching.

This conversation continued into the possibility of autoclaving the person first, like we do with plates, and what the effects of autoclaving the human body would be.

No one was anywhere near as disturbed by this discussion as we probably should have been.

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