Drunk driving is what I like to do, I like drunk driving with you

When I pulled into the parking lot today, I saw a good spot a little late and pulled in completely crooked.
I didn't bother adjusting, because I wanted to make sure I clocked in on time and there was a car on either side of me. I figured it was okay.

When DK came in he asked what my middle name is...his guess was "drives-drunk-to-work."
He continued to make fun of my poor parking the rest of the night to the point where I considered using one of my breaks just to go straighten out my car, but it wouldn't have helped, since he was already busy showing everyone the picture he had taken of it.